So you've jacked in your life as a worker drone for the infinitely more exciting drone of an aeroplane? Good work! Now as you speed to your next destination tucking into your "fish or beef" plane meal you can even get rid of that jet-engine howl with a pair of noise cancelling earphones. No longer only accessible to wanker bankers thanks to the falling price of this technology, we can now all enjoy our music in peace on public transport without external disturbances such as having to listen to, er, wanker bankers talking too loudly into their phones. Have a gander.